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Cellulite Tetris

When two overweight people attempt to have sex.
Hey chubbs, how bout a game of Cellulite Tetris?

Cellulite 

When the skin on women's (sometimes men's) lower body - especially in the thighs and ass - appears dimpled. This is caused from fat deposits pushing up between criss-crossed tissue strands under the skin, making it appear bumpy and dimpled rather than smooth. Cellulite can be affected by hormones, circulation, skin thickness and to some degree diet and exercise. Pretty much all women have some cellulite, even very thin ones.

Unfortunately there is so much negativity towards cellulite, and so many women spend money on lotions, creams and treatments promising to smooth their skin. These topically applied products simply plump the surrounding skin through massaged application. This does reduce the appearance of cellulite but only temporarily. Liposuction does not get rid of it either.

I think women should just accept their bodies and realize that pretty much EVERYONE has it in some form, and be thankful that they actually have fat instead of being emaciated skeletons. There are far more important things than how smooth your ass is and I find it very sad that even grown women complain about it it and let it effect how confident they are about their bodies. Fuck that. Grow up and understand it's just skin, who gives a fuck. Anyone who will put you down because of it is a cunt.
Girl 1: Eww I hate my cellulite its so gross.

Girl 2: You can't fucking help it thats how our bodies are. Just deal with it and be thankful you've even got fat on your body.

Girl 1: But my boyfriend says its gross too!

Girl 2: Tell him he can suck a dick then because he's going to have a hard time finding a chick without cellulite. And if he has the nerve to tell you that he's a fucking asshole.
Cellulite by Madtraffic December 9, 2008

the cellulites 

A Facebook group birthed by carl sherburnes and his cell dbz page with a following consisting of faggots, edge lords, shitposting cunts and internet trolls.
Did you see this post in the cellulites

Yeah man, that shit gave me cancer.

cellulite 

Deposit of subcutaneous (right under your skin) fat and fibrous/connective tissue that results in dimpled, cottage cheese or orange peel appearance depending on amount of fat; affects a majority of women but only really fat men. Generally appears in butt and thighs. Even super skinny people can have cellulite as it seems that it is somewhat hereditary or hormonal. Creams and pills can improve the APPEARANCE of cellulite, but it will go back to looking bad when you stop using them. Liposuction does not remove cellulite. To get rid of cellulite, one must exercise and cut out bad foods, especially ones with preservatives. There is also an expensive treatment known as Endermologie that gets rid of it. If one stays fit, it actually reduces with age.
I can't believe this. My doctor says I'm underweight but I have cellulite on my thighs. Damn genetics.

I got rid of my cellulite by exercising a lot, lifting some weights and cutting out processed foods. Now my bottom half looks as sexy as my top half!
cellulite by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

Culturize 

To create a new culture within a system
Im going to culturize the world
Culturize by uwuaca December 19, 2021

cellulite 

Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.

The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.
"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
cellulite by Hazel October 31, 2004
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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