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celluline

The marks made on the back of your legs when you sit on a chair for too long in short shorts or a short skirt.
I got a really bad celluline in lectures today.

Look at the back of Kylie’s legs - that’s bad celluline, man.
by simburg April 21, 2019
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Cellulite Tetris

When two overweight people attempt to have sex.
Hey chubbs, how bout a game of Cellulite Tetris?
by Aggressive Neutrality December 10, 2010
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Celline

she has a beautiful smile and has a kind heart, she can be furious sometime's, but she is kind. She is trust worthy and secret keeper. If you have an Emma in your life, don't lose her. And of course she is gorgeous and never a bitch.
Man: Hey u look pretty
Women: O f course because im Celline.
by The Story Maker June 7, 2021
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Cellulite

When the skin on women's (sometimes men's) lower body - especially in the thighs and ass - appears dimpled. This is caused from fat deposits pushing up between criss-crossed tissue strands under the skin, making it appear bumpy and dimpled rather than smooth. Cellulite can be affected by hormones, circulation, skin thickness and to some degree diet and exercise. Pretty much all women have some cellulite, even very thin ones.

Unfortunately there is so much negativity towards cellulite, and so many women spend money on lotions, creams and treatments promising to smooth their skin. These topically applied products simply plump the surrounding skin through massaged application. This does reduce the appearance of cellulite but only temporarily. Liposuction does not get rid of it either.

I think women should just accept their bodies and realize that pretty much EVERYONE has it in some form, and be thankful that they actually have fat instead of being emaciated skeletons. There are far more important things than how smooth your ass is and I find it very sad that even grown women complain about it it and let it effect how confident they are about their bodies. Fuck that. Grow up and understand it's just skin, who gives a fuck. Anyone who will put you down because of it is a cunt.
Girl 1: Eww I hate my cellulite its so gross.

Girl 2: You can't fucking help it thats how our bodies are. Just deal with it and be thankful you've even got fat on your body.

Girl 1: But my boyfriend says its gross too!

Girl 2: Tell him he can suck a dick then because he's going to have a hard time finding a chick without cellulite. And if he has the nerve to tell you that he's a fucking asshole.
by Madtraffic December 9, 2008
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Cellucination

The feeling that your cell-phone is ringing or vibrating, when it's not.
Man1: Do you hear a phone ringing?
Man2: No.
Man1: Are you sure?
Man2: Dude, you're having a bout of cellucination.
by DoDontTalk December 13, 2012
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cellulight

Drew: Damn, its so dark in here I can't even read the menu!
Katie: Here, use my cellulight
by VanGremlin September 30, 2008
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the cellulites

A Facebook group birthed by carl sherburnes and his cell dbz page with a following consisting of faggots, edge lords, shitposting cunts and internet trolls.
Did you see this post in the cellulites

Yeah man, that shit gave me cancer.
by 01010111 01101001 01111010 011 October 23, 2015
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