cellularitis

An acute condition marked by almost constant talking on a cellular phone.
Similar to telephonitis, but spreads further and annoys more people. Often very hard to treat and no cure is yet available.

As I waited in the Airport Lounge yesterday, I observed an infestation of cellularitis all around me. Almost everyone was talking loudly into a cell phone! Hardly any of the passengers were talking face to face.

by Suzee February 13, 2007

Cellularitis

Flakes of dead, burnt skin that forms around the ear after prolong cell phone useage

No she dont have dirty ears, she just have cellularitis because she is always on the damn cell phone.

by 51sa June 3, 2008

The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025