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A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything
That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.
Celle by Dunkdog May 24, 2022
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girl called love 

Herlove is a nice way of saying she’s community property. She spreads her good will to many.
The girl called love was known by many. She entertained Bob in the afternoon, and his buddies in the evening.
girl called love by Handsome I June 16, 2018

O.G. Cell-E-Cel 

O.G. Cell-E-Cel - Marcel Thomas,
Also known as Twin Loc, G-Cellbetter known by his stage name O.G. Cell-E-Cel, is an American rapper and Crips gang member from LA, California.

He made his debut in 1994 on the single "Sucka Free" as the frontman of the group O.G. Cell-E-Cel and the Inmates.

The following year, Thomas became a member of the Nationwide Rip Ridaz, a hip hop group that was composed of Crips members.

He contributed to the group's self-titled debut album, and is credited as Twin Loc for his work.In 1996, Thomas embarked on a solo career and released the album It's On and Crackin'. It featured production work by King Tee, and had a music video made for the song "Whatcha Gonna Do".
O.G. Cell-E-Cel from L.A. not to be confused with Bay area rapper celly cel.
O.G. Cell-E-Cel by Blu_leef December 9, 2022
Badass Assassin who loves stuffing her face with food, shopping, and hanging out with her doggo Fleetfoot.
Dorian: God, that girl is strange, but amazing.

Chaol: Be careful, that’s Celaena, and she will kill you.
celaena by Manon Blackbeak June 7, 2018

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

Usul has called a big one 

Indicates the need to take a particularly large crap. Originates from the movie Dune.
"Hey bra, where ya headed?"
"To the can. Usul has called a big one."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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