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celebriturd by Carter Burger December 9, 2010
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Celebritard
(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.
Celebritard by The Cabal June 14, 2008
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Celebritard by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007
celebretard
A talentless low level celebrity whose social status is either solely parasitic, or purely dependant on what they are willing to do or 'get out' for the cameras.
Proving herself to be a complete celebretard, despite laws prohibiting such Jordan got topless on a Maldivian beach.
celebretard by Bette Noir June 26, 2009
celebritarian
This is a word coined by Reverend Marilyn Manson (formerly Brian Warner). As humanitarian describes a devotion to human welfare, "celebritarian" describes a devotion to the needs of a celebrity or idol.
"They orchestrated dramatic new scenes, for celebritarian needs" - "The Fall of Adam" (Track 17), "Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)", 2000.
celebritarian by Adam Laughlin June 2, 2005
celebrinerd
A person who is famous for, or despite of, being geeky. Coined by Lev Grossman in a Time Magazine review of author and gameshow megawinner Ken Jennings book "Brainiac".
"Ken Jennings--you know, the Mormon computer-programmer celebrinerd who, beginning in 2004, rattled off a record-breaking 74-game Jeopardy! winning streak."
celebrinerd by Cynthia The Lemur September 19, 2006
celebretard
A celebrity that appears retarded.
Usually seen coming out of an 'of the moment' bar somewhere in New York, L.A. or London at 3am in the morning and trying to appear normal for the paparazzi, instead looking like a spastic.
Most celebrities bar a few fit in to this group.
Usually seen coming out of an 'of the moment' bar somewhere in New York, L.A. or London at 3am in the morning and trying to appear normal for the paparazzi, instead looking like a spastic.
Most celebrities bar a few fit in to this group.
Paris Hilton looked like the celebretard she is.
Jodi Marsh came out of the bar and showed her tits in her typically celebretard style.
Jodi Marsh came out of the bar and showed her tits in her typically celebretard style.
celebretard by Ziggystardust73 July 16, 2008
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