celebriturd

a person famous just for being famous and with no redeeming qualities to offer society.

What kind of trouble has that celebriturd Paris Hilton gotten herself into this time?

by Carter Burger December 9, 2010

Celebritard

(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.

Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.

by The Cabal June 14, 2008

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

celebretard

A talentless low level celebrity whose social status is either solely parasitic, or purely dependant on what they are willing to do or 'get out' for the cameras.

Proving herself to be a complete celebretard, despite laws prohibiting such Jordan got topless on a Maldivian beach.

by Bette Noir June 26, 2009

celebritarian

This is a word coined by Reverend Marilyn Manson (formerly Brian Warner). As humanitarian describes a devotion to human welfare, "celebritarian" describes a devotion to the needs of a celebrity or idol.

"They orchestrated dramatic new scenes, for celebritarian needs" - "The Fall of Adam" (Track 17), "Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)", 2000.

by Adam Laughlin June 2, 2005

celebrinerd

A person who is famous for, or despite of, being geeky. Coined by Lev Grossman in a Time Magazine review of author and gameshow megawinner Ken Jennings book "Brainiac".

"Ken Jennings--you know, the Mormon computer-programmer celebrinerd who, beginning in 2004, rattled off a record-breaking 74-game Jeopardy! winning streak."

by Cynthia The Lemur September 19, 2006

celebretard

A celebrity that appears retarded.

Usually seen coming out of an 'of the moment' bar somewhere in New York, L.A. or London at 3am in the morning and trying to appear normal for the paparazzi, instead looking like a spastic.

Most celebrities bar a few fit in to this group.

Paris Hilton looked like the celebretard she is.
Jodi Marsh came out of the bar and showed her tits in her typically celebretard style.

by Ziggystardust73 July 16, 2008