celebeertion

A celebration centered around the consumption of beer.

"I got laid last night!", said Albert.
"That calls for a celebeertion!", exclaimed Marvin.

by Mac Berlin July 7, 2009

celebortion

A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.

"I know you're pregnant, I think we should have a celebortion!"

by Kawlinz May 20, 2007

Celebortion

When you go out for a celebration, but something comes up, and you have to cancel it half-way through.

Rufus: "How was the big celebration last Saturday?"
Sebastian: "We had to make it a celebortion, because Wanda got sick"

by Syrup_Sucker November 14, 2015