cdtfu 

cracking the duck up

yoo did you just fall im “cdtfu”

cdtfu by dasuperspinner February 5, 2024

Construction Cutfuck 

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.

I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.

Construction Cutfuck by Sakpat February 12, 2010

CDTFY 

An acronym meaning Completely Destroyed That For You, deriving from FTFY

Bro 1: “What’s up?”
Bro 2: “My cat just died”
Bro 3 “You mean ‘your domesticated feline has entered the holy land of the non-living òwó’ CDTFY”

CDTFY by urmomstoaster June 16, 2019

ctfu 

Cracking the fuck up *used online only*

Selena was ctfu when she read the joke on Google

ctfu by ___________________×__________ June 16, 2015

Catfucker 

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.

Catfucker by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

CDFU 

Crackin' da f*** up.

I was CDFU at what you said.

CDFU by nikkihuff July 1, 2008

CATFU 

Completely And Totally Fucked Up

That idea is CATFU

CATFU by loco pingvin July 16, 2009