catwax 

the wax from a cats ass often used for masturbation.

'Aaron!! get your finger out that cats ass!!! you dont NEED catwax to masturbate'

catwax by alex lines September 4, 2008

catwalk 

Catwalk floor is a narrow, usually elevated platform used by models to demonstrate clothing and accessories during a fashion show.
Models on the catwalk often use a walk which is like that of a cat, placing one foot directly in front of the other to produce an alluring swagger in which the hips take on a more exaggerated movement.

Walk on the catwalk.

catwalk by madic April 2, 2009

gerbil catwalk 

taint

i heard that john has a four inch gerbil catwalk. sick.

gerbil catwalk by you would never understand May 26, 2011

cardboard catwalk 

An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.

Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?

Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.

Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.

Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.

cardboard catwalk by Stang July 8, 2011

catwampus 

1. Describing an object or movement, with the first part out of line with the second part.
2. The motion of a vehicle which has the front axle alignment slightly offset from the back axle alignment, causing the vehicle to track diagonally as it moves down the road.
3. The motion of an any animal that runs or moves with its body slightly diagonal to the forward direction, similar to a cat.
4. Parts out of alignment.
5. Something that just doesn't work out.
6. A crooked object.
7. A haphazard arrangment of things.
8. A wildcat in the Tennessee woods.

Pronunciation: cat-a-wom-puss (or) cat' whom-puss

Catwampus is usually preceded by the words "run", "went", "slightly", or "kinda".

Origin: From the word Wampus, a Tennessee and Kentucky hillbilly slang name for the legendary mountain lion or wildcat. Wildcats run fast with their hind legs very offset to one side from their front legs. They are often afraid of humans and therefore are often viewed from the rear as they are running away.

Also spelled: cat'wampus, cat-wampus, cattywampus, catawampus, caddywampus, catawompas, caddywhampus, catterwampus, catterwhompus.

"The 18 wheeler semi tractor trailer truck drove catwampus down the highway because the trailer wheels were not aligned well."

"The project went catwampus because the workers and the management just didn't see eye to eye."

"The picture on the wall was slightly catwampus after the storm."

"The wagon wheel ran catwampus after hitting a rock when the horses were spooked."

catwampus by Bonnie Crystal October 21, 2007

Catfax 

The user history of a vagina. When and with whom it was used, and any problems it may have.

GUY: Goodnight, you ready?
GIRL: Yea.
GUY: Aight, let's go. Wait, actually I don't mean to come off rude or nothing but can I see your Catfax?

Catfax by ohjustcheckin December 26, 2011

catwalk 

Is referencing a CSGO “A-split” strategy on the map Dust II in which the terrorist side splits into two groups to take the A Bombsite.

“Cat” is a callout for “catwalk”, a pathway that leads to the A Bombsite.

A split on you bitches, catwalk, I hear 'em whisper

catwalk by Lopew December 31, 2022