catpooping

His name is catpooping. The legend of catpooping: there once was a man named catpooping, everyone laughed at him! But then.. A hot sexy woman named ur mom saw his big long dick and sat on it, "ahh~ Ah~" it went up her fat puss. She peed because it felt so good "*psss* what's that noise??, oh sorry catpooping. I peed, heehee" he ran away naked, he was walking around Walmart with his naked long erect dick and everyone, even men took turns sucking on it and riding it, he became a famous loved celebrity. That is the sorry of catpooping, the end.

"Wow, I wish I could taste catpooping's white sticky cum!! "
"Who's catpooping? "
"My daddy" "ah~"

catpooping by Sexy bae 12345678 November 21, 2021

catposting 

A post made to social media involving pictures of the poster's cats.

I'm catposting about my kitty sleeping in the sun.

catposting by Mattjod May 17, 2022

catposting 

a illustruous movement that has the sole objective of posting humourous cat images around the internet, however those images are more socially inclined into "shitposting" instead of the so called facebook memes of the past era, other popular names include: "silly cat images" or "discord cat memes".

a prevalent example of catposting is generally a funny low quality image of a cat followed with a equally funny or even in some cases a "silly" subtitle

catposting by Heriek112 September 14, 2023

compooping 

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.

While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.

compooping by AJC3 April 8, 2006

Compooping 

The process of breaking down and rearranging old food (via computer system) to make new, useable, nutritional, food.

A solution for food waste/loss is compooping.

Compooping by FPS_burner.adri934 February 11, 2019

carpooling

The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.

Jeanette & Lorisa are in the back room carpooling.

carpooling by Agent J February 7, 2005

carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.

Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.

carpooling by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014