ChitPosting

When the people of "Chit Chat Launceston Tasmania" post shitposts and go fishing for dumb fucks to take the bait

Thomas was Chitposting when asked if people would be going to Festivale this year via rescue helicopter because his wallet was just stolen from Kmart (he hated the new layout) and he needed a gofund me to afford that and also caramilk

by BrianCarlton May 12, 2018

elastic shitposting

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

Shitposting

Ironically posting something which to the average person looks just like a cringy or weird or stereotypical post conforming to a norm, but is intended to mock, insult, or amuse.

"What do I do when the Haters dab back?" - Jack Douglass

This is an example of shitposting.

by thesinner6666 May 30, 2018

Realtime shitposting

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.

There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019

Chillposting

When you use minimal vocabulary and punctuation to try and look like you don't care about a subject on an internet forum. But you replied, so you probably do.

ok lol
Your chillposting proves nothing.

by David658 November 17, 2011

catposting

A post made to social media involving pictures of the poster's cats.

I'm catposting about my kitty sleeping in the sun.

by Mattjod May 17, 2022

catposting

a illustruous movement that has the sole objective of posting humourous cat images around the internet, however those images are more socially inclined into "shitposting" instead of the so called facebook memes of the past era, other popular names include: "silly cat images" or "discord cat memes".

a prevalent example of catposting is generally a funny low quality image of a cat followed with a equally funny or even in some cases a "silly" subtitle

by Heriek112 September 14, 2023