catpog

When you are about to have a pog moment but you fuck it up e.g. You almost clutch up and kill a whole team but you choke and only get one kill.

He was about to pop off and have a poggers moment but he fucked it up and had a catpog moment.

by catpog December 19, 2020

catpower

A mystical type of power that cats have.

I watched her move and realized that she must have some kind of catpower!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

catposting

A post made to social media involving pictures of the poster's cats.

I'm catposting about my kitty sleeping in the sun.

by Mattjod May 17, 2022

catposting

a illustruous movement that has the sole objective of posting humourous cat images around the internet, however those images are more socially inclined into "shitposting" instead of the so called facebook memes of the past era, other popular names include: "silly cat images" or "discord cat memes".

a prevalent example of catposting is generally a funny low quality image of a cat followed with a equally funny or even in some cases a "silly" subtitle

by Heriek112 September 14, 2023

CatDogging

The act in which a two people place a double-sided dildo into their anal and/or vaginal cavity and rock back and forth against each other, therefore looking like the Nickelodeon original character(s) CatDog.

Bro, when I was CatDogging with that Russian last week someone walked in on us and scared me so bad I made a noise like Scooby-Doo.

by CatDogKing007 July 27, 2018

catpocalypse

Cat+ apocalypse

A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.

dude 1 :wow that cat is eating that human it must be hungry
Dude 2: oh no a catpocalypse :(

by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011

Cattoggio

A very italian last name that, when heard, instantly gives people orgasms, male or female.

Guy #1: What's your name?
Guy #2: Joe Cattoggio.

Everyone in room: *MOAN*
Guy #1: I'm gonna go grab a towel.

by PoopOnIt43 July 5, 2009