catlish

The pidgin variant of English used by cats, especially in humorous captioned photos. Often conveys wildness or craftiness. Can seem Asian, alien, or tech-savvy.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them." (Said by a maniacal Gameboy-holding cat to a very interested fellow cat.)
"I has snow." (Said my a cat peeking from behind a snow bank.)
"I'm on ur computer, typing with my ass." (Said by a cat sitting on a keyboard.)

"Did you see the the cat picture on my desktop? The one that says, 'I'm on ur bed, licking my balls?"

"Yeah. Classic catlish, there."

by Mister Toast January 7, 2007

catfish protocol

The act of cutting the fishing line rather than having to deal with the physical handling of a catfish.

When it seemed clear that it was a catfish on the line, Scotty did the right thing by following the "Catfish Protocol" and cutting the line.

by The non-NFN May 13, 2006

catfish pizza peanut butter jelly

it is a term used for what will happen if you took your girl to The Dolan Twins Warehouse

Lauren is so pretty. I bet Ethan wants to put some Catfish Pizza Peanut Butter Jelly in her belly

by LitaDolanstan June 12, 2017

catfish

A fake or stolen online identity created or used for the purposes of beginning a deceptive relationship.

Turns out the girl I thought I met online was just a catfish of a fat old man.

by SilverishGoldNova December 4, 2017

Catfisher

an individual (real or fake) who uses the Internet, and in particular, online dating websites to lure people into a scam romance. The general goal of a catfisher is financial gain by developing an online relationship with another person and ultimately asking for money. Besides financial gain, catfishers are sometimes people who prey on others and gain pleasure from online communications and manipulation. You also might hear the terms catfish or catfishing. Catfishing targets both men and women.

Shawn Suleiman is a catfisher.

by exposingcatfishers May 15, 2018

catfish dinner

Going down on a particularly easy woman.

Yo dude, are you taking Shanikqua to dinner tonight.

I don't think so, I am just going for a catfish dinner and probably a happy ending.

by Dawg Bawlz October 28, 2013

carlisha

A Very pretty girl with the heart of gold. Very loyal and faithful. Can sometimes be sentimental and whinny . Carlisha's Can be very childish At times but They are fun to be around and so loveable . They are funny and outgoing. Can be deadly When angry

How could you not love carlisha bro?

by anonymous1929 May 31, 2015