catholician 

A race of Catholics

What race is your religion ? My race is a Catholician

catholician by BBC Terminator April 16, 2024

reverse catholicism

When you molest the priests.

I showed that priest some Reverse Catholicism and got my uNF on.

reverse catholicism by ecaleohs April 25, 2017

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"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."

mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

Cafeteria Catholicism by Mel December 3, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism 

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

smorgasbord Catholicism by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

Catholiban 

The arch-conservative clique in the Vatican.

The Catholiban have issued another statement about condom use.

Catholiban by BondageTop February 27, 2011

catholicnun 

my girlfriend and future wife, yes.

i love you catholicnun

catholicnun by woooooahaaa September 19, 2012