cathedralism

A paradigm in which the countable is infinite; and the discrete emerges from the uncountable.

Cathedralism says that the discrete is uncountability-from-the-future.

This phenomenalism is the basis of Catholicism.

by zanderfin October 26, 2019

Cathedraling

The act of 2 priests Eiffel Towering a child.

Did you hear 2 members of the church got caught cathedraling one of the alter boys.

by I c e D March 15, 2022

Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

To find meaning and beauty in the manmade or natural environment which is generally not regarded as beautiful or worthy of deep contemplation; to appreciate the beauty of mundane things and moments in life.

*Evian brand water bottle with light reflecting through it
– "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see."

by Florean September 1, 2024