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catchers mit 

Nephew to the upper decker the catchers mit may be attained by layering toilet paper extending from one side of the bowl across the water and onto the other side of the bowl forming a soft sturdy pad. Proceed with your normal defecation but cease to flush. You now have a permeating pile for all to enjoy. Most commonly found in road side rest areas.
"OMG! WTF! This is the stalest catchers mit ive ever dealt with!" Dale the janitor.
catchers mit by Rooster Nugget February 11, 2006

Catchers mit face 

Noun: used to describe the excessively sun-exposed face of a female. It is brown and wrinkly resembling a catcher's mit.
Check out the catcher's mit face on that soccer mom!
Catchers mit face by K-dawg November 8, 2004

Beat up Catchers Mit 

slang for a fat whore's very used taco
Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

lefty's catcher mit 

internet slang for something that appears to be there but turns out it isn't.
j.j. abrams monster in cloverfield seems to be a lefty's catcher mit.
lefty's catcher mit by lameboymatt January 19, 2008

catchers mitt 

an old dry worn out vagina that has seen quite a bit of action.
Johnny lost his boner after seeing Jane's catchers mitt; he wondered who hadn't been between those meat curtains.
catchers mitt by Malgeo January 4, 2008

catcher's mit 

a girl so ugly her face looks like it has been hit with numerous baseballs, but thinks she is hot
that ugly bitch, she walks around like a catcher's mit
catcher's mit by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013
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