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catchers mit 

Nephew to the upper decker the catchers mit may be attained by layering toilet paper extending from one side of the bowl across the water and onto the other side of the bowl forming a soft sturdy pad. Proceed with your normal defecation but cease to flush. You now have a permeating pile for all to enjoy. Most commonly found in road side rest areas.
"OMG! WTF! This is the stalest catchers mit ive ever dealt with!" Dale the janitor.
catchers mit by Rooster Nugget February 11, 2006

Catchers mit face 

Noun: used to describe the excessively sun-exposed face of a female. It is brown and wrinkly resembling a catcher's mit.
Check out the catcher's mit face on that soccer mom!
Catchers mit face by K-dawg November 8, 2004

Beat up Catchers Mit 

slang for a fat whore's very used taco
Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

lefty's catcher mit 

internet slang for something that appears to be there but turns out it isn't.
j.j. abrams monster in cloverfield seems to be a lefty's catcher mit.
lefty's catcher mit by lameboymatt January 19, 2008

catchers mitt 

an old dry worn out vagina that has seen quite a bit of action.
Johnny lost his boner after seeing Jane's catchers mitt; he wondered who hadn't been between those meat curtains.
catchers mitt by Malgeo January 4, 2008

catcher's mit 

a girl so ugly her face looks like it has been hit with numerous baseballs, but thinks she is hot
that ugly bitch, she walks around like a catcher's mit
catcher's mit by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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