cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.

"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"

cat pants by scodder May 9, 2010

Cat Pants

A mild mannered sexy preschool teacher by day, and a super sexy super hero. . .any time you want. She usually answers to her spanish name El Gato Pantalones. She is the most beautiful girl known to planet earth, she hails from the plant amayzula. Her only weekness is Brandini. Many villans have tried to tempt her, but not have succeeded in their conquest except for scare crow who holds the mythical substance know as Brandini. No one has lived to tell about this miraculous substance. However, scare crow has used Brandini to capture and tame El Gato Pantalones. They now fight crime together, making the best duo the world has ever seen

Hey look up there, its a bird, its a train.
No, it's Cat Pants

Cat Pants by riccroccman1 February 28, 2009

Pants Cat 

Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.

"Hope that Pants Cat is a Sphynx and not a Himalayan."

Pants Cat by smAsho March 9, 2014

Cat's pants 

Of no use to anyone. Cats, after all, do not wear pants.

"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"No, it was cat's pants!"

Cat's pants by Mousetower July 25, 2006

cat in ya pants 

to have a cat in ones pants

Rosalie: my dads cat which isn't actually his cat is having kittens
Emma: can you imagine if we put one down Josh's pants? CAT IN YA PANTS!!

cat in ya pants by wierdlass February 12, 2008

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

Take the pants off the cat by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

catpants 

Pants wherein are residing cats

Look, he is wearing his cat-pants

catpants by JB November 21, 2003