Definitions by Mousetower

Piss crystals 

The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.

I lifted the seat, and the rim was glistening with piss crystals.

Piss crystals by Mousetower March 4, 2011

Cat's pants 

Of no use to anyone. Cats, after all, do not wear pants.

"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"No, it was cat's pants!"

Cat's pants by Mousetower July 25, 2006

Stinks like a dead whore's minge 

A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something

That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.

This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.

Stinks like a dead whore's minge by Mousetower December 19, 2005