Stinks like a dead whore's minge

A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something

That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.

This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.

by Mousetower December 17, 2005

Piss crystals

The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.

I lifted the seat, and the rim was glistening with piss crystals.

by Mousetower February 17, 2011

Cat's pants

Of no use to anyone. Cats, after all, do not wear pants.

"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"No, it was cat's pants!"

by Mousetower July 23, 2006