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cat bitch 

A cat (felis felus) weighing more than twenty (20) pounds which bitches about not eating enough and then throws up on your $500 rug.
Fluffy is a damned cat bitch.
cat bitch by CatH8r July 19, 2006
Words you can keep

Dead-Cat-Bitch 

NOUN:

1. A person who is passive-agrresive.

2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.

Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.
Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.

Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.
Dead-Cat-Bitch by Fontbone1 November 6, 2012

Kevin The Cat Bitch 

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.
Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch

bitch cat 

to be a bitch cat is to only want attention on your own terms and to not give a flying f$%^ about any one else. Other peasants are just around to feed you and worship you.

Essentially the new "smart ass"
Me: Hey Gladys, we accidentally left you at the grocery store.

Gladys: - fuck you guys; ALSO I THINK YOU'RE A BITCH CAT.

Also see "Grumpy Cat"
bitch cat by Gladys. March 26, 2013

bitch cat 

A cat that eats baby food or a deranged red headed american who breaks cellular phones
Ayo why you be gettin all up in my face you be actin all bitch cat
bitch cat by t3pf May 14, 2009

Bitch ass cat 

Being a bitch ass cat; stupid bitch ass
Mrs. Zemen is a stupid Bitch ass cat.

bitch made cat

“Exactly what it sounds like”

-Made by tc lax boys
bitch made cat by pokemonlover3000 September 23, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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