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(noun/verb) An event in an person's life where a ridiculously awesome fucking took place. An astrofuck typically occurs when all partners involved would admit that that particular fucking was their best yet. As a rule, you cannot use this word after your first time.
"Babe, you and I are going to astrofuck tonight."

"Dude, last night, right after the party, Jennifer and I astrofucked. It was awesome."

Astrofuck by InjuredMedic October 21, 2008
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astafuck 

astaga (an indonesian word to express “OMG) and the word “fuck” combined together
person 1: “astafuck what just happened!”
person 2: “i dont know..."

astafuck twitter cropping hates me.
astafuck by starlmaoo March 19, 2021

Astrofucker 

Basically any self-absorbed, closed-minded STEM person thinking that they're all-mighty and better than anybody else just because of what they chose to pursue. "Astro" coming from astrophysics. Often see people in any other fields (especially creative ones) as lesser beings. They are the douches of the modern era.
Astrofucker: What?! You chose to do lower level mathematics? What a pleb!

Normal person: Shut up astrofucker, not everyone has the same interests as you.
Astrofucker by RPG WOLF January 19, 2020

apostrofuck 

Sexual intercourse as an interruption of another activity, which is then resumed afterwards.
Gregory was studying for his exams when Christel showed up. After a quick apostrofuck, Gregory got back to work. Christel was sore.
apostrofuck by Forest Friend April 17, 2010

Autofucking 

To stick your own dick up your ass; to fuck yourself
He had no idea that autofucking could feel so good
Autofucking by Aurvropea May 4, 2017

autofuckingmatically 

if something happens this will automatically result without question.
The first grandchild is autofuckingmatically the most beautifull baby ever.

astrofuckingnomical 

What an astrofuckingnomical building
astrofuckingnomical by ogaago April 26, 2011