Tells-Many-Truths's definitions

Castle Learning

An online testing program designed by sadists to make students cry and used by teachers who are too lazy to write their own tests. Each question is presented with four choices to chose from and upon confirming your answer, the system with freeze for a random amount of time, in hopes of increasing your heart rate higher than it already is, before telling you that you are wrong.

Student: Did you see there was a Castle Learning due last night at 11:59 pm?
Friend: Yeah, I got a 79%. Most of the stuff we never learned and Yahoo Answers didn't always have the question.
Student: Well, I didn't do it at all.

by Tells-Many-Truths July 5, 2016

I should go.

A rude and terse way to end a conversation you no longer wish to be a part of.

Jacob: But the prize...
Shepard: I should go.

by Tells-Many-Truths June 1, 2016

esoterinomics

An amalgam of esoteric (which means "intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest") and the suffix -nomics (which means "law of"), and is used to describe course work that makes absolutely no sense due to its seemingly esoteric nature.

I failed the APUSH assignment. I have no clue on anything when it comes to esoterinomics.

by Tells-Many-Truths February 22, 2017

moving walkway

A free amusement ride at Universal Studios Orlando parks used to convey people who would rather not walk, into the park.

The moving walkway exit is approaching. Please, watch your step.

by Tells-Many-Truths April 20, 2017

yanyone

"Anyone" but with a southern twist

Yanyone up for a game of Scrabble?

by Tells-Many-Truths December 24, 2020

teenexit

When somebody turns 20, exiting their teenage years.

Happy teenexit! You're 20 now!

by Tells-Many-Truths April 9, 2020

Castle Learning

An online testing/review program designed by sadists who enjoy seeing students of all ages cry at receiving low grades while taking online tests that score themselves automatically. Every so often the system will randomly freeze before telling you whether you were right or wrong just to increase your heart rate 10 more BPM.

Student: The Castle Learning is due at 11:59 pm tonight.
Friend: I know, I just finished it and got an 86. We only learned half the questions in class.

by Tells-Many-Truths July 16, 2016