Tells-Many-Truths's definitions

yanyone

"Anyone" but with a southern twist

Yanyone up for a game of Scrabble?

by Tells-Many-Truths December 24, 2020

precheating

Studying material before an exam.

Alright class, time to stop precheating. Put your notebooks away, I'm passing out the quiz now.

by Tells-Many-Truths September 20, 2020

Elonsplaining

When someone corrects you with incorrect information and then throws a hissy fit.

I shared a Tweet discussing recent research in my field but some guy replied and started elonsplaining it back to me completely wrong.

by Tells-Many-Truths August 2, 2020

teenexit

When somebody turns 20, exiting their teenage years.

Happy teenexit! You're 20 now!

by Tells-Many-Truths April 9, 2020

moving walkway

A free amusement ride at Universal Studios Orlando parks used to convey people who would rather not walk, into the park.

The moving walkway exit is approaching. Please, watch your step.

by Tells-Many-Truths April 20, 2017

esoterinomics

An amalgam of esoteric (which means "intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest") and the suffix -nomics (which means "law of"), and is used to describe course work that makes absolutely no sense due to its seemingly esoteric nature.

I failed the APUSH assignment. I have no clue on anything when it comes to esoterinomics.

by Tells-Many-Truths February 22, 2017

Castle Learning

An online testing/review program designed by sadists who enjoy seeing students of all ages cry at receiving low grades while taking online tests that score themselves automatically. Every so often the system will randomly freeze before telling you whether you were right or wrong just to increase your heart rate 10 more BPM.

Student: The Castle Learning is due at 11:59 pm tonight.
Friend: I know, I just finished it and got an 86. We only learned half the questions in class.

by Tells-Many-Truths July 16, 2016