cartrette 

Biggest bullshitter in the world. Not a one-upper, just bullshitter. Has been everywhere, seen everything and known everybody.

That fuckin cartrette, said he saw worlds tallest man... what a bullshitter!!!

cartrette by clementz February 11, 2009

carlette 

can be a little crazy. has an amazing personality and is super funny , can be serious and look mad but once talking to her she’ll never be quiet . carlette is a short human but with a big heart , can make you laugh. big brown beautiful eyes you’ll fall in love with

Hey do you know carlette?

Yeah! That cute funny short girl.

carlette by Tedyybeargirly January 21, 2018

Charrette 

is a term describing a period of intense design activity, often immediately preceding a deadline.

A little history:

The term "Charette" (little cart) appeared in the late 1800's. Architecture students at the Ecole Des Beaux-Arts in Paris who needed to rush their designs to their instructors, placed their drawings on a cart which was called a charette. Later the word broadened in meaning and came to describe any intense, short-term design project. Today the word is used by the architectural and design community at large to describe any intense, on-the-spot design effort.

FML, I've been Archi-totured. I am Charrette-ing all nights at Studio.

Charrette by Dr.Evil.shz April 20, 2011

Carrete 

Chilean for party...aka the best parties in the world because Chilean parties are the tits.

quieres ir al carrete esta noche?

Carrete by papa moyer January 14, 2010

carpetter 

Noun A person who lays carpets.

Jim: "Joe lays carpet for a living. What's that called again?"
Tim: "A carpetter."

carpetter by Carpet Layer 2000 October 2, 2013

Cartsetto 

A style of singing that extends the vocal range by using the style of South Park character Eric Cartman (Voiced by Trey Parker). This technique is generally employed when the song being performed is out of the natural range of the singer, or when the singer wishes to illicit a laugh from their audience. The easily identifiable traits of this style include, sounding like a fourth grader, and inserting "you guys" at inappropriate moments in the song. Examples include Styx "Come Sail Away" and more recently Lady GaGa "Poker Face".

Barney: Ted, I can't believe you're going to get up and sing "My Heart Will Go On" in front of your date.

Ted: Don't worry, I'm going to sing it Cartsetto, she'll think it's hilarious!

Barney: Right on bro, this is going to legen wait for it dary!

Cartsetto by grgareus February 23, 2010

Carrett

The way idiots spell carrot

Carrett does not equal carrot.

Carrett by fury vanilla beast July 25, 2011