cartoracy

the ability to read maps.

The boy does not have even an iota of cartoracy.

by uttam maharjan September 16, 2010

clitoracy

Proficiency in manual and/or oral stimulation of the clitoris.

All the girls say that Ian possesses a high degree of clitoracy. Way to go, Ian!

by clipclop November 16, 2014

Cartomancy

Cartomancy is a form of divination done by reading the signs and symbols on a set of cards. Forms of cartomancy appeared soon after playing cards were first introduced into Europe in the 14th century and can be linked to being present in the Middle East. Practitioners of cartomancy are generally known as cartomancers, card readers, or simply readers.Cartomancy is done using various layouts or spreads. By using various spreads, one can give a detailed reading. Each of the cards has a meaning, and when you lay them out in a certain way the interpretations deepen. The truth is there is a myriad of spreads and thousands of possible readings. These nuances require a good interpreter of the basic meanings of each card, as well as an understanding of what they mean together in certain locations. Many people compare cartomancy to tarot but there is a difference. While they can be read similarly, tarot decks and regular card decks are pretty different. The tarot deck has 78 cards (as opposed to a standard deck's 52) and contains different suits from your hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades.

Person 1: What the hell is she doing with those playing cards? Is it some new game?

Person 2: Nah man, it's cartomancy.

by the.intelligent.one January 5, 2022

Cartaracts

The condition of an older car's film covered hazy headlights.

Mike: Hey can you pick me up? I can't drive at night.

Joey: Why?

Mike: My car has cartaracts.

by lormaak September 28, 2009

cartorcycle

A noisy car that sounds exactly like a loud motorcycle.

VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM! Arggh! It's another noisy motorcycle, I mean car, I mean cartorcycle. Obviously the douchebag driver wants some attention as he think he's really cool.

by Boxcar Bob July 28, 2019

Corporacy

Some person or larger entity that has been desensitized by business and does whatever it can to make money but acts personable and friendly.

All these smaller businesses are becoming corporacies nowadays.

Yeah, Bezos is a fucking corporacy of a man.

by Owlon June 18, 2023