cartina
cartina is such as cool person. very funny and easy to be friends with. she is also obsessed with BTS and is slightly crazy.
cartina by youkindasmell...likeabaka August 30, 2021
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La Catrina
An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.
At least it's not el enredo
At least it's not el enredo
"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!
"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"
"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."
"GETHIM"
"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"
"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."
"GETHIM"
La Catrina by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013
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Cartinese
“What do you think of that boy? He thic right?”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn
“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi
“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn
“Nigga you’re not carti.”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn
“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi
“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn
“Nigga you’re not carti.”
Cartinese by Prf a Nig unvsty September 23, 2020
cartinese
cartinese by fuckingrard03 January 9, 2019
cartinese
The language of musical and lyrical god Playboi Carti. Only the most advanced individuals can speak and understand this language.
cartinese by theretardthatyoulove January 16, 2019
Cartinese
Evidence of this language was first documented in Tyler the Creators single, “EARFQUAKE” from IGOR 2019.
What the fuck is Carti saying.
What the fuck is Carti saying.
~Cartinese transcript~
“lyngabaderoi
longifuhbounoi
neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini
slimeyup”
“lyngabaderoi
longifuhbounoi
neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini
slimeyup”
Cartinese by soggycrackers June 14, 2019
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Cardinal wiseman by A cardinal student January 16, 2019
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