carti L

luis being stupid and thinking carti L was an artist

me: “someone said “you don’t like carti L”
luis: “who’s carti L”

by leftnut321 September 7, 2021

How to be like carti

Become a 6,1 darkskin named ash

Yo you wanna know how to be like carti ? Follow Ashgng on tictok

by Duehdhdh November 1, 2022

Golf Cart Lovers

Two middle-aged men who have a close, personal relationship filled with sexual tension. Neither will admit that they are in love with one another. Instead, they park their golf carts close to each other, talk about TV shows they both like, such as Yellowstone, and wear matching tan suits.

Hey Bob, did you see Chad and Tony parked their golf carts next to each other? They must be golf cart lovers.

by _ceedub August 16, 2021

carli lloyding

When a soccer/football player sends the ball over the net.

Carli Lloyd, of the USWNT, does this frequently.

Fernando Torres is carli lloyding again.

by Soccer fan1111 October 8, 2011

cart lifter

Someone who takes your stuff and/or shopping cart, typically at Wal-Mart.

Where's my shopping cart?

What happened to my stuff?
The cart lifter at Wal-Mart strikes again!

by worldtraveler007 May 30, 2018

cardi-lol arrest

When you laugh out loud, or lol, so much you can’t breath. Similar to a heart attack in which you go into cardiac arrest, but with lol's. Also known as a lol attack.

When I saw that picture of you on Facebook I lol'd so much I went into cardi-lol arrest!

by Dodser13 May 25, 2011

cart leaver

A person who 'ain't nobody got time for dat' to put their cart in the cart parking lot; therefore give someone the headache to crash into the cart and scrape Justin Bieber's Ferrari. More simply, a dumb ass who just puts their shopping cart in the middle of the parking spot thinking the cart has a brain.

Joe: Why are you late John?
John: Some dumb ass cart leaver left their cart in the middle of the parking spot at Walmart and I scraped Obama's Ford Escape.

by ChefCake May 24, 2017