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How to be like carti 

Become a 6,1 darkskin named ash
Yo you wanna know how to be like carti ? Follow Ashgng on tictok
How to be like carti by Duehdhdh November 1, 2022

Golf Cart Lovers 

Two middle-aged men who have a close, personal relationship filled with sexual tension. Neither will admit that they are in love with one another. Instead, they park their golf carts close to each other, talk about TV shows they both like, such as Yellowstone, and wear matching tan suits.
Hey Bob, did you see Chad and Tony parked their golf carts next to each other? They must be golf cart lovers.
Golf Cart Lovers by _ceedub August 16, 2021

carli lloyding 

When a soccer/football player sends the ball over the net.

Carli Lloyd, of the USWNT, does this frequently.
Fernando Torres is carli lloyding again.
carli lloyding by Soccer fan1111 October 8, 2011

cart lifter

Someone who takes your stuff and/or shopping cart, typically at Wal-Mart.
Where's my shopping cart?

What happened to my stuff?
The cart lifter at Wal-Mart strikes again!

cardi-lol arrest 

When you laugh out loud, or lol, so much you can’t breath. Similar to a heart attack in which you go into cardiac arrest, but with lol's. Also known as a lol attack.
When I saw that picture of you on Facebook I lol'd so much I went into cardi-lol arrest!
cardi-lol arrest by Dodser13 May 25, 2011

cart leaver 

A person who 'ain't nobody got time for dat' to put their cart in the cart parking lot; therefore give someone the headache to crash into the cart and scrape Justin Bieber's Ferrari. More simply, a dumb ass who just puts their shopping cart in the middle of the parking spot thinking the cart has a brain.
Joe: Why are you late John?
John: Some dumb ass cart leaver left their cart in the middle of the parking spot at Walmart and I scraped Obama's Ford Escape.
cart leaver by ChefCake May 24, 2017