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Carpel Thumbal

An ailment affecting the thumbs due to excessive texting.
Similar to carpel tunnel or arthritis

His hands are crippled up because of the carpel thumbal disease.

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This condition exists as a lasting soreness in the thumbs causes from an excessive amount of cell phone texting.

'Hey babe, I noticed your haven't much texting much this past week. You go over your minutes?'

'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'.

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a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region

John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus.

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The malady you get from over blackberrying or texting.

His addiction to his blackberry resulted in a serious case if carpel thumbel syndrome.

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