cartel carpet 

see: drug rug, baja hoodie

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"

cartel carpet by Swagmoney69 May 1, 2016

Carpel Thumbal 

An ailment affecting the thumbs due to excessive texting.
Similar to carpel tunnel or arthritis

His hands are crippled up because of the carpel thumbal disease.

Carpel Thumbal by Daikota April 17, 2009

Carpel Thumbel 

This condition exists as a lasting soreness in the thumbs causes from an excessive amount of cell phone texting.

'Hey babe, I noticed your haven't much texting much this past week. You go over your minutes?'

'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'.

Carpel Thumbel by Dr. Flavor May 21, 2009

Carpel Anus 

a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region

John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus.

Carpel Anus by Nicholas Nowak August 9, 2007

carpel 

a dumb bitch that is kinda hot but not really.

your such a carpel. that’s not a complement.

carpel by poophahapoopy October 21, 2019

carpel thumbel 

The malady you get from over blackberrying or texting.

His addiction to his blackberry resulted in a serious case if carpel thumbel syndrome.

carpel thumbel by jktblklyn May 28, 2009