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a dumb bitch that is kinda hot but not really.

your such a carpel. that’s not a complement.

carpel by poophahapoopy October 21, 2019

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Carpel Thumbal

An ailment affecting the thumbs due to excessive texting.
Similar to carpel tunnel or arthritis

His hands are crippled up because of the carpel thumbal disease.

Carpel Thumbal by Daikota April 17, 2009

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Carpel Thumbel

This condition exists as a lasting soreness in the thumbs causes from an excessive amount of cell phone texting.

'Hey babe, I noticed your haven't much texting much this past week. You go over your minutes?'

'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'.

Carpel Thumbel by Dr. Flavor May 21, 2009

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Carpel Anus

a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region

John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus.

Carpel Anus by Nicholas Nowak August 9, 2007

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carpel thumbel

The malady you get from over blackberrying or texting.

His addiction to his blackberry resulted in a serious case if carpel thumbel syndrome.

carpel thumbel by jktblklyn May 28, 2009

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Carpe Cannabis

To sieze, pluck, enjoy or make use of the Cannabis. 🔥💨

🔥 If you love CANNABIS think CARPE CANNABIS.

🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries.

🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS

Carpe Cannabis by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

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carmelo capocasale

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.

"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"

carmelo capocasale by Awkwardpotatopotato October 12, 2016

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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