carsonion
The god that is not only a human but an onion, has many layers of personality and can be there for everyone. Hot in bed and also has good eyes.
carsonion by TheBoiYeet April 20, 2018
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Zen Carsonism
Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019
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Carsonoma
In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.
Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck
Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck
Carsonoma by vinny the toadmaster March 16, 2011
Carsonite
An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.
Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.
Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite
Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite
Carsonite by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020
Carsonis_Cool
Carsonis_Cool by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021
Carsonian Humor
Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying
"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.
"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.
"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"
"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"
"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"
Carsonian Humor by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019
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