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carsonion

The god that is not only a human but an onion, has many layers of personality and can be there for everyone. Hot in bed and also has good eyes.
God that carsonion is sexy...
by TheBoiYeet April 20, 2018
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Zen Carsonism

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019
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carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.
I believe in carsonism.
by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018
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Carsonoma

In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.

Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck
Did you see the carsonoma in the discount offer page? There's no hope for fixing it.
by vinny the toadmaster March 16, 2011
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Carsonite

An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.
Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.

Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite
by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020
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Carsonis_Cool

The coolest Bepic person you will ever play minecraft with
Carson: hello i am Carsonis_Cool
You: OMG I love you can i get your autograph
by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021
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Carsonian Humor

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.
"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"
by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019
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