carson king 

this bitch is mother fucking dope as hell and is the hand of fucking god has a huge ass penis and gets all the girls

carson king is dope as hell.

carson king by dopest mother fucker ever May 25, 2017

Carsoning 

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.

Carsoning by snasa July 4, 2016

Carsoning it 

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

Carsoning it by sirhecker May 14, 2025