carryoner 

A person who makes a big deal out of trivial issues or minor disappointments.

He was such a carryoner when told that his brother was being allowed to go to the store and he wasn't.

carryoner by S D Rock November 25, 2016

Canyonero 

Massive, overpriced off-road vehicle as endorsed by Krusty the Klown. Landcruisers, Range Rovers and Patrols all fit the bill. Rarely (if ever) taken off-road, but frequently seen dropping the kids off at school.

1. Mark bought a Canyonero, and its a Squirrel squashin' Deer smackin' driving machine.
2. I can no longer afford rent or food, now that Diesel has hit $1.30 a litre.
3. My sister was badly injured at a pedestrian crossing by the bullbar on some dudes Canyonero.

Canyonero by Jason Beale November 20, 2005

Carboner 

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

Carboner by Eric Adams March 29, 2009

Caraboner 

The sexual attraction to useless plastic clips, specifically carabiners.

Geoff has such a caraboner. It's pretty disgusting.

Caraboner by TheDogWrites October 19, 2017

carboner 

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

carboner by OLOKING October 11, 2006

Carryover 

A Carryover is what one may experience instead of a hangover. Instead of waking up feeling like your balls are frosted, you wake up in the same state you went to bed: Absolutely liquored.

Steve: Bro, you look awful. Long night?
Joe: I had a great night. Just wild Carryover

Carryover by Drunken Steve August 23, 2011

carryover laugh 

when a TV show, movie, or real-life event causes you to laugh, but at the end of the joke, something serious is said that is NOT funny, and the laugh goes from good to uncomfortable

That joke about George W. Bush was so funny that I laughed for almost a minute, but by the time I recovered, they were talking about 9/11 and my carryover laugh made me look like an asshole.

carryover laugh by Corporatespeak March 10, 2009