corroner

A mean-natured hobgoblin who sneakily drives around in a huge black station-wagon in the dead of night, and uses his evil acidic breath and piercing death-ray eyes to tarnish and rust (i.e., "corrode") your metal toys that you left scattered in the back yard instead of bringing them back inside in the evening like your mumma and daddy told you to.

Tearful second-grader with a somewhat-outspoken personality: I just don't get it --- during our post-lecture Q&A-session today,, I asked the policeman who had given our class an anti-drug message to arrest the local corroner for making my Tonka toys rusty, but he just smiled tolerantly and turned away without even addressing my request, then calmly asked my other classmates if they had any questions. And yet just moments earlier, the cop had specifically and emphatically stated that he was "our friend", that he "cared deeply about us all", and that we should always talk to him if we had "any information that could help in 'catching the bad guys'" --- well, a huge heapuh good HE seems to be doing, if he didn't even care about or feel inclined to follow up on a hot tip that a student had given him right then and there! Wonder if maybe he himself is actually IN CAHOOTS with the corroner, and so they BOTH had wanted my toys to rust! Well, if that useless unmotivated blue-suit has any kids of his own, I hope that THEIR toys TOTALLY CRUMBLE INTO FLAKY BROWN DUST --- maybe THEN he'll listen to me!

corroner by QuacksO November 16, 2018

coroner 

Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.

Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.

coroner by THE ONE AND ONLY SAMANTHA August 4, 2007

Coroner's Cloth

Repeated flushing will not get rid of that turd which is so large it wont go down the loo after several attempts. It needs time to soak before its ready to be dispatched, but who likes to find poo floating in a loo?

The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.

Who left this huge floater in here? They could have at least left a Coroner's cloth over it.

Coroner's Cloth by motorbiking November 22, 2010

corboner 

A person that is extremely nice and one heck of a friend that just won’t leace you alone, he’s always nice and willing to support you, and he’s got a ya know, the nem fills in the rest

Wow he’s one heck of a corboner

corboner by TheTrüthGiver April 12, 2018

corroberations

partners in crime; mutiple larcenies committed by the same criminal.

The police are investigation two corroberations that occurred last night at about 11 p.m.

corroberations by Melquíades August 5, 2008

Corooner 

A poor soul infected with the Chinese Originated Virus In December 2019 (COVID 19) who is well past the incubation point and has by this point lost all of their humanity. The only cure for them now is death.

Also known as a Coofer, but even less of a human now, since they NEED a ventilator to stay "alive". The sickness of the soul has left them a nearly dead husk. Beyond a doubt a very sad fate for anyone.

The most important objective of this campaign against the Corooner-Bolshevistic system is a complete destruction of their sources of power and the elimination of Asiatic influence from the Global culture. Therefore the soldier must have full understanding for the necessity of a severe but just revenge on subhuman Coroonery. The Army has to aim at another purpose, i.e., the annihilation of revolts in hinterland which, as experience proves, have always been caused by Corooners. Being far from all political considerations of the future the soldier has to fufill two tasks:

1. Complete annihilation of the false Bolshevistic doctrine of the Chinese State and its armed forces.
2. The pitiless extermination of foreign treachery and cruelty and thus the protection of the lives of military personnel in Asia.
This is the only way to fulfil our historic task to liberate the Global population once forever from the Asiatic-Viral danger.

Corooner by Pytr Lyudoyed March 29, 2020

coroner 

A forensics wroker who removes the bodies from the scene of the murder, and who also determines the cause of death and time of death by examining the outer and inner sections of the coprse. most of the time the coroner will expirence massive amounts of blood and gore, so the weak of stomach need not apply.

Man, csi last night was vicious but it was so grusom when that coroner slit that dead guys ribs with a bone saw.

coroner by SamanthaLauren February 19, 2009