People who are obsessed/attracted to Jim Parsons. Yeah we're obsessed with him just like how Joker is obsessed with Batman
Person 1: *keeps rambling for 30 mins abt how cute Jim Parson is* my gad i just wanna marry him.
Person 2: how abt marry a guy who actually knows you exist? hun you need to go out and meet people.
Person 1: i'm a parsonsexual, those things are not what i do.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.