carolsexual

Don’t worry it’s okay to be Carolsexual, I mean isn’t everyone ? ( ps if not you don’t have taste lol ) anyways have a nice day mwah

“Hey what’s your sexuality?”
“Oh I’m Carolsexual”

carolsexual by xfruisxm June 12, 2021

cartisexual 

when you are sexually attracted to playboi carti. carti is the persons reason to live. in math their solution. in history their king. and in science their oxygen. this magnificent human being will give his life for carti. (note: carti is fucking hot)

me: omg carti is so hot 😩 the things i would do😩😩😩
some mid person: he’s not even that good
me: STFU CARTI JUST MOANED IN MY EAR
mid person: why you like him so much?
me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual

cartisexual by Karimvelez November 30, 2021

Crowsexual 

Sexually attracted to crowgenders or sexual behaviour similar to that of crows

I identify as Crowsexual

Crowsexual by Crowsexual Queen September 17, 2019

Camosexual 

Camosexual originates in the Appalachian mountains. It pertains to those individuals who are obsessed with camouflage. Camouflage clothes, guns, bikes, cars and tents are in the person's arsenal of camo. they like so much camo that they are considered to have a love affair with it.

Jim Bob covered his truck in camo? he's such a camosexual.

Camosexual by middlebuttcheek April 14, 2009

colsexual 

colsexual is when you only want to date Colby Brock and/or Cole Sprouse

my friend: wow Cole Sprouse is so hoooottt
me: so your colsexual? me too!

colsexual by istan November 7, 2018

carlsexual 

It means your attracted to Carl grimes

Edin:omg I think I love carl
Carol:that means your Carlsexual

carlsexual by Kategib01928272 December 29, 2020

Cartisexual 

The best breed of people on Earth known so far, these people will defend carti with their own lives. Homophobic people even defend this bisexual man. We all believe Carti does no wrong!

Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there

Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.

Cartisexual by Wreckuss November 27, 2021