carrot topper
carrot topper by hamghetti... September 29, 2006
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Carrot Topped
1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.
2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
Related Form: Carrot Topping
a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Carrot Topped by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010
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carrot topped by Jay Mc January 15, 2008
Carrot Topped
CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.
Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
Carrot Topped by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010
Carrot Topped
To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"
"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
Carrot Topped by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010
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To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
carrot topped by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010
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