2 definitions by JOSakaRome

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Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.
"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."
by JOSakaRome January 02, 2010
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To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
by JOSakaRome March 18, 2010
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