carrot print 

something like a mushroom print but with an uncircumcised penis; smacking an uncut wang and leaving an imprint in the skin of the object that was smacked

that bitch teethed on my dick so i carrot printed her cheek;hey eddie passed out i dare you to carrot print him

carrot print by lance hickman September 29, 2008

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

painting the town in peas and carrots by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009