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cool girl that has smurf hair. kind of kinky too. Worth the effort if you can.
MY GOD!!! REVERSE SMURF!!! KINKY!!!
sounds like fun doesn't it?
carrole by Bob_the_Cheese January 29, 2004
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carrolled 

Verb - preceded by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol; the act during which an individual loses one's keys, cell phone, wallet, and/or identity. Loss of memory is to be expected. In extreme cases one may wake up in another state, attempt grand theft auto, or get up on a fatty; all while being the life of the party/event, even if it is for 10 minutes. May also lead to the commissioning and winning of slap bets, along with other felonious activities. Named after the great Michael Barnabas Evelyn Carroll.
"Dude what happened to you last night?"
"I don't know, man, I got carrolled."

Lord Carrol 

An extremely muscular and handsome man. Usually about 6 foot tall and is an extremely good math teacher.
What would Lord Carrol do?
Lord Carrol by DaddyCarrol February 23, 2020
Moe: "Ohh, Mr. fancy man, a garage..."
Homer: "Well, what do you call it?"
Moe: "I call it a carhole."

(later on) Homer: "A counterfiet jeans ring running out of my carhole, I gotta tell the guys!"
Carhole by A.C. Sativa June 5, 2013

monsignor carroll 

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.
Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.
monsignor carroll by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010

Carole Baskin 

My name is Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin, fuck that bitch
Carole Baskin by CjCoplin April 4, 2020

Carole Baskin 

Quit being such a Carole Baskin. Don’t feed your rich husband to the tigers and keep all of his money.
Carole Baskin by Futangs March 31, 2020
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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