carpetulate

To surrender to the fact that your vacuum cleaner will never pick up that little piece of thread, so you bend over and pick it up yourself.

I went over the dental floss five times with my dustbuster before I finally carpetulated.

by tommygeee September 11, 2010

Capitulate

To pet your cat in a certain way.

When Jon used capitulate grooming on Ashlie and Nick, they both purred, as Uni, his dog, growled.

by HyperMadsox August 31, 2018

carpetuation

occurs when vacuuming. the act of running the vacuum over the same suction resistant body over and over, picking it up and looking at it, then putting it back down and trying to suck it up again.

Timmy furiously vacuumed over the paper clip trapped in the carpet. Unsuccessfully, he picked it up and stared at it, then he put it back on the carpet and sucked it up. Timmy is a victim of CARPETUATION.

by graceatzero April 12, 2008

capitulate

To surrender.

I think the word capitulate is french.

by MuzlFlash September 1, 2003

Capitulate

To insincerely concede in a pointless argument, in spite of a perfectly valid counterpoint or factual assertion

After hours of disputing her account of what she'd said & when, he finally just decided to capitulate, as it was clear the actual events had no bearing on her side of the story.

by T.L.Slackmaster June 18, 2018

Catpetulate

Brushing your cat a certain way.
Which way we don't know yet.

Hey I think your cat need to be catpetulate.

by Slushiesarelife August 29, 2018

Crapitulate

v. To settle a dispute between two parties in which both end up being sleighted

v. To end a fight under pressure of a third party when you never really wanted to end the dispute in the first place and most likely still harbor a considerable amount of ill-wil for the person with which you were fighting

Cornwallias: "So I heard you and Gwendolyn stopped arguing and got back together."

Xavier: "Yeah, I still hate her but we crapitulated."

by CocytusBreath September 8, 2009