Catpetulate

Brushing your cat a certain way.
Which way we don't know yet.

Hey I think your cat need to be catpetulate.

by Slushiesarelife August 29, 2018

Capitulate

To pet your cat in a certain way.

When Jon used capitulate grooming on Ashlie and Nick, they both purred, as Uni, his dog, growled.

by HyperMadsox August 31, 2018

capitulate

To surrender.

I think the word capitulate is french.

by MuzlFlash September 1, 2003

Capitulate

To insincerely concede in a pointless argument, in spite of a perfectly valid counterpoint or factual assertion

After hours of disputing her account of what she'd said & when, he finally just decided to capitulate, as it was clear the actual events had no bearing on her side of the story.

by T.L.Slackmaster June 18, 2018

Capitulate

To defecate on one's own person /inside clothing.

To lose control of one's bowel function.

Laura just capitulated.

by Davey from Dictionary Corner May 17, 2011

carpetulate

To surrender to the fact that your vacuum cleaner will never pick up that little piece of thread, so you bend over and pick it up yourself.

I went over the dental floss five times with my dustbuster before I finally carpetulated.

by tommygeee September 11, 2010

Capitulate

1) France's national sport.

2) To become someone's bitch.

3) To have a piece of clothing turn white due to a stain of bleach or similar chemical products.

In 1815, after the battle of Waterloo, Napoleon Bonaparte was forced to capitulate for a second time, putting a definitive end to the Napoleonic Era.

John got bitchslapped so hard he capitulated and started calling his cellmate daddy.

I was trying to clean the house while watching the finals yesterday, ended up capitulating my shirt.

by CptArgentina June 12, 2017