carpets match the drapes 

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.

Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"

carpets match the drapes by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016

Carpet Match the Drapes

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.

Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?

Carpet Match the Drapes by Midnight310 August 16, 2011

Does the carpet match the drapes? 

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

Does the carpet match the drapes? by bubba May 5, 2004

Does the carpet match the drapes 

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

Does the carpet match the drapes by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010

Does the carpet match the drapes? 

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

Does the carpet match the drapes? by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016

Does the carpet match the drapes? 

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Does the carpet match the drapes? by otterberry September 30, 2011

Does the carpet match the drapes? 

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

Does the carpet match the drapes? by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022