Definitions by ahelpfulstranger

High-Fructose Porn Syrup 

All-natural lube, used as a masturbatory or sexual aide. Contrasted with silicone lube for being all-natural (i.e. high in fructose), but still used in sexual situations (i.e. pornography), and viscous (i.e. syrup).

"I decided to go to the store, and while picking up a box of condoms, I decided to also grab a bottle of 'High-Fructose Porn Syrup."

High-Fructose Porn Syrup by ahelpfulstranger July 13, 2019

Blood compass 

Used in video games, a 'blood compass' shows which direction you've taken damage from. Some blood compasses also show how high or low the damage is coming from.

When I took damage, I could see where the enemy was, as my blood compass was pointing in their direction.

Blood compass by ahelpfulstranger June 26, 2017

Does the carpet match the drapes? 

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

Does the carpet match the drapes? by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016