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This a last name that describes a certain type of person. A special person. A person who thinks they are really good at what they do... but they fucking suck ass at it. They always make an excuse for their mistakes and kiss ass when a boss is around to make themselves look like they are doing work. All in all just not a good person.
Derrick -“Man Mr.cornutt is suck an asshole, and when ever Jeff (boss/supervisor) is around he always kisses his ass. And when he’s not around he does nothing to help out.”

Aaron- “ yeah you right he’s such a cunt.”
Cornutt by Kanckle March 7, 2020
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A word used by semi retarded children to make themselves sound smarter. Supposedly it means to hide. Also the name of one sad man in texas.
Retard: Why do you continue to Carnuto my words?

Retard 2: I'm hiding. I'm in Carnuto.
Carnuto by Raymond Zani March 6, 2010

carnetta 

A crazy ass woman with a big big heart, but crazy! She's too hard on people she loves and expects way too much out of them.
Damn, Carnetta is crazy as fuck…but she loves me! :)
carnetta by JAYRAYHAYBAY December 1, 2013

cranutts 

unexpected{unexpectedly} in a good or bad way.
I received this pink coffee cup, cranutts!
cranutts by Study Hall Crew June 3, 2018

carbutthole 

A play on the word "carbuncle". It means to be a boring virgin who bitches a lot and licks the buttholes of rich fat man in the back of their cars.
I saw a carbutthole get out of a car yesterday with a wad of cash, after he licked that rich man's butthole.
carbutthole by I Hate Angela November 2, 2016

carbutti 

someone with a ass as big as a car such as anna carbutti
dam i wish i had a carbutti ass
carbutti by hank hill gill June 16, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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