carnival ass

Carnival ass is a condition in which a mid western woman or maybe as far North as montana, is wearing white pants or shorts that develop stains from sitting on dirty carnival rides all day. Other antagonists may include dirty fingers, a rare case of mud butt, and in some cases spilled boxed wine that mite have been sat on. On rare occasions someone will go pantyless and you can catch some rough and curlies poking out the front.

Man, did you see that moms dirty ass getting of that coaster? Yeah. Looks like she shitter self. White pants sure are sexy tho. Good ol' Carnival ass

carnival ass by Ivan barrister August 22, 2021

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Eat Ass (Carnival Style)

When one fills their sexual partner’s ass to the brim with whipped cream and then preceeds to suck it all out.

When questioned about his favorite activity, the man simply said he liked to “eat ass (carnival style)”.

Eat Ass (Carnival Style) by The Enticing Encyclopedia October 13, 2017

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ass carnival

A total "cluster fuck" of an occurance; ie a "bag of smashed assholes", a "soup sandwich".

The game turned into a complete fucking ass carnival once it started snowing.

ass carnival by JonTuna December 30, 2007

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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