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carlmon

Sweetest man on earth he is cute and a girl's best friend if you know one you are lucky
Carlmon is perfect
by Dave Chappell December 1, 2016
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carltoncourtcunt

a specialist in institutional abuse of the elderly and vulnerable
My Mother is a victim of carltoncourtcunt at £1200 per week. Is this privatised national socialism
by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018
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Fucker Carlson

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.
Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!
by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021
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Carlton Draught

Best.Beer.Ever!

Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.

The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.
I'll have a pint of Carlton Draught mate!
Or
Pass us a tinnie of some Carlton Draught mate!
by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014
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Caremondá

Literally "dick face"

The full phrase is "cara de mondá" where cara=face and mondá=dick (the accent over "á" indicates a stress at the end of the word; the stronger the stress and the wider you open your mouth, the greater the effect)

A curse used by the Caribbean people in Colombia. It has no real meaning whatsoever and, like almost all the curses in Colombian Caribbean, it is not insulting by itself but depending on the context and the tone used.
Friendly use:
Habla, caremondá (what's up, dick face)
Dile al caremondá ese que venga ya enseguida (tell that dick face to come now ASAP)

Insulting use:
¡Cuál es la malparida vaina tuya caremondá! (what's your fucking problem you dick face!)
¡Ven y dímelo en mi cara, CAREMONDÁ! (come and tell that to my face, DICK FACE!)
by La Solitaria January 6, 2011
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Sloppy Carlton

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009
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vanessa carlton

Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.
ME: Wow, I love Vanessa Carlton's new CD!
UNEDUCATED PERSON: Vanessa who?
by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005
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