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A true king

Very independent and and efficient

Determined to make his family happy
A protector of his loved ones
We look up to Carlitto
by Carlitto November 6, 2017
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Carlito Caribbean Cool

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.
by Kain October 31, 2004
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Carlito

A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.

Also a WWE wrestler
Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!

Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
by Meijer's! September 15, 2005
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Cooli Carlito

Cooli Carlito is the hottest rapper to come out of Neasden since Chunkz. Cooli Carlito's been rapping since 2014 and is best known for his "Neasden Shopping Centre" tune.
Guy 1: Aye yo you heard that Neasden Shopping Centre tune by Cooli Carlito??
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.
by LaxativeReviews March 6, 2021
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Carlito

A relatively kind-hearted person, good person. Often appears to be uncaring, pessimistic and douchey but on the inside he's caring and has good intentions.

Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
Hey look carlito

It's carlito

Look at that freak carlito
by Someone?Somewhere? June 4, 2017
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Carlito Caribbean Cool

The coolest guy in wrestling. Cooler than the Mexicools, cooler than Michelle McCool, and even cooler than Frankie Kazarian. Carlito is the only person on this God given green Earth that's allowed to judge another person's coolness. Why? Because he defines cool.

Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.
"Do you know what cool is? You're looking at him."

"Nothing beats being cool."

"You better be cool."
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Carlito

Carlito is cute as fuhhhhhhk but he’s also super nice. He hates annoying people, and he’s hella funny
carlito = daddy
by my bf is finee March 2, 2019
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