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(car-lee-tuh), n. 1. a woman whose grand ass (booty) of epic proportions is sure to leave men broken-hearted and drifting. 2. a woman of exceptional intelligence, beauty, swag and style with a grand ass of epic proportions. 3. a woman with a grand ass of epic proportions, who has little regard for the feelings of the man (dude) who adores her and her grand ass of epic proportions most especially because she does not trust that he really does adore her and her grand ass of epic proportions. She is destined for a life alone. (More common alternate spellings: Carlita, Carletta)
That Carlitta sure has some snazzy boots on, but she's sure to break your heart.
carlitta by Sue D. Nhym May 12, 2014
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Carlotta 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet,she is kind and actually gives two shits for that one guy.She is the best girl to go out with.Carlottas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic.If you ever get a Carlotta,Never and I mean NEVER let her go!💖
Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlotta,she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!
Carlotta by CandyGurl._ May 29, 2016
a very creative girl, who doesn't realize how amazing they are. They can be very passive-aggressive, though they will be your best friend for life if you crack through their rough outer exterior.
Carlita by Wooooooooosh November 26, 2018

Carlotta 

I hope you know that every time I tell you to get home safe, stay warm, have a good day, or sleep well what I am really saying is I love you. I love you so damn much that it is starting to steal other words’ meanings.
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
Carlotta i love you
Your boii George
Carlotta by Newfreezer2k19 February 23, 2019

Carlotta 

The most gorgeous and the most beautiful girl in the world.
"Carlotta, I love you"
~ Andrew
Carlotta by DryBowser2010 May 11, 2011
A top of the line, choice grade A select, dime piece that not only can be seen as a sexpot, but wife material as well.. mind of her own and a free spirit .
When Carlita was born, who knew she'd live a life of being imprisoned in too much freedom of self.
Carlita by Ath3na81 November 5, 2018

Carlotta 

Carlotta is the most intelligent and stunning girl you will ever get to know. But I am sorry guys, she is a win for our team 🏳️ 🌈.
Guy 1: Men, that girl is flaming hot.
Guy 2: I am sorry dude but Carlotta's girl told me she's gay.
Guy 1: Seriously dude? Men, what a shame. But good for her.
Carlotta by Gaygirl01 October 25, 2020
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