'Carlie' is the most premium name that could possibly be assigned to a
human being; it symbolizes utmost human, possibly divine, perfection. Carlies are the types of people who, aside from their intimidatingly piercing eyes and physical beauty, can stay up for days or weeks at a time reading and writing to collect vast amounts of knowledge to
add to their already gigantic intellect.
Carlie's are usually very oblivious to how superior they are to lesser humans, only adding to the appeal. Though superior, Carlie's tend to be out of their mind crazy. This actually makes them MORE
attractive.
Creative, caring beyond rational
explanation, sexy, and secretly a hipster. Carlie's have a huge capacity to love. If you ever meet a Carlie, you will remember her for the rest of your life.
Finding a Carlie is like finding an oasis in a desert.
p.s. Carlie's are not lesbians
person after encountering a Carlie for
the first time: "Wow, was that a Carlie, or did I just watch a thousand
unicorns ride a
double rainbow ?"
person 2: "There's really no way to tell."