carjiz

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To ejaculate in a cars gas and/or oil tank, as a prank or sexual passion.

Emmanuel: hey what were you doing near my car?
Ryan: having some fun....
Emmanuel: it better not have been carjiz
Ryan: how did you know?
Emmanuel: you motherfucking dick, now I have to siphon out the gas tank of your semen

carjiz by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

Words you can keep

cariza

A Very fine female who dresses all black and listens to music and can be antisocial but also very loving. She will only trust you if you know her long enough and gain her trust. only show one picture of herself but is still extremely beautiful.

John: hey have you seen cariza?
Jim: yea shes so beautiful over there

cariza by RetiredSantaClaus January 5, 2021

Related Words

carjiz • Carrizales • carize • carizma • Cadjizzle • Canjizz • cariza • carizabelle • carizmon • carizza

Carrizales

A gift from god. If you have met one you will never leave their side they are so funny and fine.

“He’s such a Carrizales 😍”

Carrizales by Facetimer1231 October 9, 2018

carizza

Uniquely insane with a touch of sweetness

Your roomate is so carizza

carizza by Luha March 11, 2004

carize

an uncommon name that sounds common

damn carize !

carize by whycum March 15, 2017

Cadjizzle

A take off of the irish word for cade meaning what. cadjizzle can mean any question word depending on the context its used in.

hey you come herer and help. cadjizzle

Cadjizzle by Elle-dawg (H) June 6, 2009

carizabelle

a very rare name and often females have this name.
can be shortened into 'cb'

plays fortnite, sarcastic, has raging problems when playing games (any type) and can be very violent to the extent she has dark thoughts of murder.

*carizabelle throws door at someone*

person: what the FUCK cb

carizabelle: stfu

carizabelle by assassassassassassassass June 13, 2019

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026