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Careously aka Carebear aka one of the best artists/people on earth. They are active on twitter, instagram AND twitch! Amazing right??
They go live on Twitch and do art while talking to the viewers and is very grateful for her followers.
They have 17k followers on twitter, 984 on instagram and 1k followers on twitch!
Someone: Ohh do you know the @ of the most talented artist on twitter!?
Me: Oh yeah, it’s @careously
by ethereycs December 6, 2021
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very carefully

Generic response to a "How do I" question. In response to either-

1)Something the person asking probably can't do.

2)A question that would take far too much time and effort to answer.
1) Q:How do I program an MMORPG?
A: Very carefully.

2) Q:How do I fix this virus?
A: Very carefully.
by DavidityDooBop May 21, 2007
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very carefully

A random punchline that can occur in a conversation showing intense mental prowess and wit... It also makes you douche bag number one. Totally satirical and not pending to the conversation, you're random interjection will at least garner a laugh, or at worst stop the conversation awkwardly.

Usually this can be followed by an OH SNAP to make it seem like it was a score for your team. However, like the song that never ends, anal sex, and zylon b, too much will make you hated by your peers and friends.

To use this (USE VERY CAREFULLY) is a small step process.

STEP 1. The Question: It must be a question asked using the word HOW and have a context: How can we accomplish, how can this happen, etc. Are acceptable. However, How do these two things relate, how are we different, how much is it? cannot be used unless you wanna randomly fuck with people.

STEP 2: Upon the person setting up the context, and you cluing in, quickly blurt out the answer: "VERY CAREFULLY" keep in mind that timing is key, 1-2 seconds max, it has to be clear, and concise right after the "setter-upper" asks the question. Too late and it will not make sense or someone will provide a different solution, such as a real answer in which case, moots your "Very Carefully" and will make every one say WTF MATE?!!
Example:

TEACHER: How did Claudius plan to kill Hamlet?

STUDENT: VERY CAREFULLY

#2

JESSICA: How could she've done this!!!?

FRANK: Very Carefully

Jessica slaps Frank, and then Frank curb stomps the fuck out of Jessica.

#3

CHRIS93: Alright guys how are we gonna kill the elite above the tunnel?

myg0tB3rni3: Very carefully

myg0tB3rni3 then drops a grenade and kills his team.
by Jimblor May 26, 2007
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Choose your next words very carefully

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.
Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"
by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016
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curiously useless

someome or thing that is absolutely useless, but is so in a manner that creates wonder as to why he/she/it continues to be in existence.
My boss is curiously useless. He fanatically creates an abundant amount of work for everyone while at the same time manages to get nothing done.
by The Goonch May 29, 2010
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ceriously

The merging of the words serious and cereal meaning to be as serious as a bowl of cereal. In other words, not serious at all.
I am being serious here. Ceriously? Yes.
by Oshiri December 1, 2007
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Carefully

Carefully is a word used by dads and assholes alike to annoy the shit out of other people.
It is also commonly used when someone cannot be bothered to give someone a proper answer.
Person A: How did you spill your grape juice on the ceiling?
Person B: Carefully
Person A:............ Your terrible.
by Just........no August 19, 2016
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