care-ified 

A person in a state of caring, as in being careful or caring for or about something or someone. Implies that they care a lot.

Could be a compliment or criticism.

"Susie taking care of Jack while he's sick makes her just about the most care-ified person I know!"

-or-

"Mark is way too obsessed with his Mustang. It's kind of sick how over care-ified he is."

-or-

"John is being way too care-ified about Jillian. He's in way over his head."

care-ified by Jae B. January 17, 2009

no care-ified 

A person in a state of not-caring, as in not giving a damn, doing things half-ass, and not thinking twice about consequences or what other people might think or feel about it. Also describes someone who does not take the time to be careful.

(No = not + care-ified = caring) = Not caring.

Usually is derogatory, said as an insult to a person who appears careless, lazy, selfish, rude, or just doesn't care. Is often preceded and followed by other expletives when used to describe an offending person.

Can be used to describe a person, an action or behavior, or something said, that is offensive in some way.

Dude #1: *hits car while trying to parallel park huge truck in small spot while buzzed* "Oops!"

Dude #2 whose car got hit: "Damn you no care-ified bastard!"

-or-

"Dude, what Doug said was so insensitive. That was really no care-ified."

-or-

"Dressing like a bum to Ned's big party would be really no care-ified."

no care-ified by Jaester January 17, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016