carbiwhore

One who loves anything carbs.

He will eat bread anytime! He is such a carbiwhore!

by Cr8zi November 30, 2024

Carbibore

A person who bores the hell out of anyone within earshot about their low-carb diet.

Bob wouldn't stop droning on about his Atkin's diet, he's such a carbibore.

by wiretapper June 24, 2016

carniwhore

Derogatory term for a vegan or vegetarian who has sex with meat-eaters. The antithesis of a vegansexual.

"I can't believe she's dating that animal-eating guy after the way she's gone on and on about how killing animals is wrong. If her values are that big of a deal to her why isn't she keeping to her own kind? What a carniwhore!

by SaganGathering February 4, 2008

carbivore

a vegetarian that does not eat vegetables, only carbs.

i dont eat vegetables even though i am a vegetarian. i eat mostly carbs, so therefore i am a carbivore.

by natasha g. January 6, 2009

Carbivore

A carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning 'carb eater' (Latin, carb meaning 'carbohydrate' and vorare meaning 'to devour') is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. Animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. A carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese SOB, or fat bastard.

Regina: "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"

Regina, is considered a carbivore.

by brokent June 2, 2014

carnihore

Women who order manly meals while their men order salads.

Waitress: What would you like for dinner sir?

Husband: I'll take the "vegvag special" grilled chicken salad with grapes, strawberries, mandarin slices, and candied pecans drizzled with a raspberry vinaigrette.

Wife: I'll take the full rack of ribs with a baked potato...

Another waiter brings meal and wrongly places salad in front of wife and ribs in front of husband. Waiter fixes error and walks away whispering "what a carnihore"

by Malloz1 June 11, 2014

Carbivore

A person who only eats carbs.

Person 1: “Have you ever seen Helen eat anything but carbs?”
Person 2: “No, she’s a carbivore.”

by Sir Jamieson February 3, 2019